Not really a compliment!
Not so much a compliment!
Lot’s of people comment on how well behaved my children are. And to be honest they are pretty good, I don’t hesitate in taking them anywhere because i know we wont have any major issues (they save up all the crap until they get home!) I am lucky with them, but of course they are still children and children don’t always have the nicest of things to say. Here’s a few things they have said to me which are as far from compliments as you could get ha ha!
“You look like your still pregnant in that top!”
“Are you on your period? Cause you smell like it” (I may need some new purfume)
“Your hair looks really funny like that” (not really the look I was going for!)
“Your nipples are massive!”
“Your singing is really rubbish!” (Harry likes it 🙂 )
Or when you are getting dressed and they walk in the bedroom and say “Ewww” (charming!)
And I get the usual pointing out when you have a spot or telling you you look a bit rough when you already know and didn’t need reminding!