You know you have a Toddler when…..


You know you have a toddler when………



  1. You say phrases like “Don’t eat that”  “I smell poo” and “That doesn’t go there”
  2. Your child has spent the whole day in just a vest or naked but you don’t care
  3. Your front room looks like toys r us
  4. The only spaghetti you have in your house is in a tin and character shaped
  5. You find random scratched/bruises on your body and you don’t question it
  6. Your the only one in the house but Cbeebies is on the tv
  7. You find snot/food/unknown on your clothes (that your wearing) but think “A little baby wipe and I’m good to go”
  8. You go for a bath and a load of toys fall on your head
  9. You never go to the toilet on your own anymore
  10. Your YouTube most viewed list are all cartoons
  11. When your asked “whats your favorite song?” all you can think of is Mickey Mouse’s Hot dog song
  12. You put your hand in your handbag and hope to find a toy and not something gooey
  13. Everyday is opposite day
  14. When you can catch vomit in one hand and still continue what you were doing
  15. You start eating in secret

About teentweentoddler

Hi, I am a SAHM to 4. Two teens, a preschooler and a baby. This is where I share some of our ups and downs of life.
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